December 2011
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Messages? please! I like those. :)
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Do me a favor? Fill her ask with HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
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Today is my good friends birthday.
Her name is Ariel, she’s dating my roommate and best friend Bryson. We are going to an art museum and then tearing up downtown K.C. It’ll be a good day. You should be jealous.
WatchI had a boner this whole video. Seriously.
Anonymous asked: Your roommate insist that you put 5 items in a time capsule. They cannot have any of your writing on them and will be opened by everyone the day you turn 50. List the five items and why you put in the time capsule.
Anonymous asked: You get to select two of the following women (In their respective primes) to have a threesome with: Audrey Hepburn, Hayley Williams, Natalie Portman, Megan Fox, Mila Kunis, Katie Perry and/or Blake Lively? Defend your answer.
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Call this number. It will change your mood...
1-719-266-2837
Seriously, it’s the Hall & Oates emergency hotline. You can just select a hit song by them. Having a bad day? Call it.
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This is a list of weird things I've heard people...
“Suck my cunt.”
“Thunderous ball slapping.”
“I’m gonna smang her to the max.”
“She’s such a hooker beast.”
“I’m going to put my foot in her pink, and punch her in the stink.”
WHO THE FUCK AM I FRIENDS WITH?!
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“What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, for all that we love...”
– Helen Keller
That awkward moment when...
You say “lick my balls” to a friend and a 10 year old girl hears it.
Anonymous asked: If you were a criminal master mind, what would be your criminal racket?
Anonymous asked: If you could add three additional talents instantly (via science or mysticism or whatever) what would they be?
Burning some DVDs and skyrim. It's what I fucking...
Anonymous asked: If you had to put your erect wiener in an industrial sized pencil sharpener and engage the power (losing probably most of your member) to save the world from destruction via atomic unicorns... Would you?
Anonymous asked: Describe the perfect weekend. It doesn't have to be realistic. Money, location. Not a factor.
Anonymous asked: which beats are better? over-ear solo HD headphones, or the studio over-ear headphones?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had sex with two different people in the same day? Explain.
Anonymous asked: F/M/K: Catwoman style: Halle Berry, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Anne Hathaway.
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